Author: Dave

  • All the World is Stages

    1. What? You’ve got to be kidding! There’s no way that broke the skin! That can’t be my blood!

  • Blue Zone Zyracuse 10: In Pace Resquiscat

    “In Pace Resquiscat” by Rob Kay Read by Dave Sipley Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Right-click to download.

  • Get This Man a Laptop

    He walked with a limp in his right leg. That was the first thing they noticed. The second was the calm clarity and certainty with which he spoke. Later, but not until much later and separately, they would figure out that he timed his meeting so that he would be alone with them in the…

  • Blue Zone Zyracuse 09: Set for Life

    “Set for Life” by Dave Sipley Read by Dave Sipley Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Right-click to download.

  • The Hidden Truth

    Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw said that over a century ago. I know that ’cause I like to collect quotes from famous people. I’ve got eight quote books back at my bunk. I’m trying to catalog…

  • Let’s Do It

    Squish. “Hey, Parker. Remember what you asked me about a month ago?” Thunk. “Vannawhite, Parker’s been asking you to get naked twenty times a week for the last year. What’s so special about a month ago?” Crack. “Shut up, Uptown. Parker. You remember?” Klunk. “Yeah. I remember.” Pop. “You still wanna?” Bonk. “I guess so.…

  • Blue Zone Zyracuse 08: It’s a Small World After All

    “It’s a Small World After All” by Dave Sipley Read by Dave Sipley Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Right-click to download.

  • Old Oneball

    Clipboard, Slater, and Brooks sat at one side of the conference table. Court had been going quickly that night: two curfew violations, three fence violations, one robbery, four brawls, and one indecent exposure, which had been dismissed as a simple misunderstanding. They were waiting for the last five cases, who would be tried all at…

  • Sanctified

    Meaker stood in the priest’s doorway as Joseph looked up from the chapter he’d been studying. Meaker shifted his weight once from left to right. He looked uncharacteristically nervous. “Why hello, John. What brings you by here?” the priest asked with his disarming smile and singsong inflection. “It’s Skulls, Father. He’s asking for you.” “And…

  • Remember When

    Glossy put his shovel back on his shoulder. “Remember when people used to have to take medicine to lower their cholesterol level?” Glossy put the point of his shovel on the ground but did not dig. “I remember when children used to cry when they were hungry,” replied Candy. “I got one. Remember when the…

  • The White Stripes

    “Ron, what on earth is that smell? It’s everywhere!” “You want a burger or you want to puke? If it’s puke, go over there. Don’t barf on my meat.” “Krezner was getting worried about a cholera outbreak. Or E. Coli. I don’t know what. It’s hideous.” “It’s better than how you smell. Be quick, pal.…