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1.<\/p>\n

What? You’ve got to be kidding! There’s no way that broke the skin! That can’t be my blood!
\n<\/p>\n

2.<\/p>\n

Why the hell did Clipboard have to send us out here today? It was seventy-first’s turn on the rotation! All for an already-ransacked convenience mart. When are they going to get their shit together? Why do I gotta be the one to pay for his screwups?<\/p>\n

3.<\/p>\n

If I don’t turn, I’m going to talk to Father Tutumbo. I got to give some of those ration coupons to someone who needs ’em more than I do. I’m a good person, but I could be so much better. I just need a few more years. A few more months. Weeks. Anything.<\/p>\n

4.<\/p>\n

Ah well, what the hell. It’s not like there’s anything to live for around here anyway. All this so I can look forward to January? Forget it.<\/p>\n

5.<\/p>\n

“Hey, Jerry. You coming or going?”<\/p>\n

“I think I’m going to take off.”<\/p>\n

“Want us to tell them anything?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah. Tell ’em everything’s shiny. It doesn’t even hurt.”<\/p>\n

“Okay.”<\/p>\n

“Thanks.”<\/p>\n

“Good Luck.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah. You too.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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