This is a tough one to fill. Think about it–broadcasts will go off the air after the Panic. Before the Panic, the Zone doesn’t exist. So are these pre-panic “Report cases of African Rabies to medical authorities (who won’t do squat)”-style announcements or “Don’t be rude. Share your food”-style Zone platitudes?
ANy of my lurking SUNY students are prohibited from looking at the way I punctuated that sentence. Regardless, the question remains.
(Fade up on a man in plaid pants and Izod shirt with upturned collar.)
Knowledge is power, so I get my power from knowing two things. First, it takes 400-700 kilograms of force for one-one thousandth of a second to break a human skull. Second, my Calloway Golf Titanium one-irons can deliver 38,000 Newtons.
That’s why I’ve always got my Calloway Golf Titanium Zombie Elimination Driver within reach. You never know when you’re going to need it for a three-hundred yard drive or a three-hundred Z disposal day.
(Cut to a long shot.)
He smiles, calls “FORE” and swings his club. Fade to a decapitated zombie head rolling end over end into a hole.
5 responses to “Public Service Announcement”
This is a tough one to fill. Think about it–broadcasts will go off the air after the Panic. Before the Panic, the Zone doesn’t exist. So are these pre-panic “Report cases of African Rabies to medical authorities (who won’t do squat)”-style announcements or “Don’t be rude. Share your food”-style Zone platitudes?
ANy of my lurking SUNY students are prohibited from looking at the way I punctuated that sentence. Regardless, the question remains.
(Fade up on a man in plaid pants and Izod shirt with upturned collar.)
Knowledge is power, so I get my power from knowing two things. First, it takes 400-700 kilograms of force for one-one thousandth of a second to break a human skull. Second, my Calloway Golf Titanium one-irons can deliver 38,000 Newtons.
That’s why I’ve always got my Calloway Golf Titanium Zombie Elimination Driver within reach. You never know when you’re going to need it for a three-hundred yard drive or a three-hundred Z disposal day.
(Cut to a long shot.)
He smiles, calls “FORE” and swings his club. Fade to a decapitated zombie head rolling end over end into a hole.
The zombies have stolen our idea and made a PSA.
this is amazing