Public Service Announcement


Stealing Tallon’s idea, post any possible PSA scripts here. The public needs to be warned.


5 responses to “Public Service Announcement”

  1. This is a tough one to fill. Think about it–broadcasts will go off the air after the Panic. Before the Panic, the Zone doesn’t exist. So are these pre-panic “Report cases of African Rabies to medical authorities (who won’t do squat)”-style announcements or “Don’t be rude. Share your food”-style Zone platitudes?

    ANy of my lurking SUNY students are prohibited from looking at the way I punctuated that sentence. Regardless, the question remains.

  2. (Fade up on a man in plaid pants and Izod shirt with upturned collar.)

    Knowledge is power, so I get my power from knowing two things. First, it takes 400-700 kilograms of force for one-one thousandth of a second to break a human skull. Second, my Calloway Golf Titanium one-irons can deliver 38,000 Newtons.

    That’s why I’ve always got my Calloway Golf Titanium Zombie Elimination Driver within reach. You never know when you’re going to need it for a three-hundred yard drive or a three-hundred Z disposal day.

    (Cut to a long shot.)
    He smiles, calls “FORE” and swings his club. Fade to a decapitated zombie head rolling end over end into a hole.

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