Blue Zone Zyracuse

Still

“Oh my god. I’m in love. Hey baby! How about it?” “Johnson, I wouldn’t do it with you if you were the last man on earth.” “Come on, Jackie. At the rate things are going around here, I will be soon enough. And all you poor lonely ladies will have to fight over me. You…

February 16, 2008
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Greg looked into the eyes of his fiancée, the woman he had proposed to just two years ago. When he awoke that morning he never would have guessed that he’d be in this situation. Luckily, without electricity, the convenience store’s doors wouldn’t open and somehow the glass on both the windows and door remained intact.…

February 14, 2008
I Wonder…

Does a new user named, “download free ringtone” mean that we have finally arrived? Our first spambot…*sniff*…I’m so proud! Spambots = Online Zombies? Think about it!

February 5, 2008
The State of The Zonion

Friends, We find ourselves in a terrible situation. In Onondaga County, the zombies outnumber every one of us 500 to 1. Even with our perimeter fence, we will not withstand a massed attack come springtime. We have been abandoned by the federal and state governments. The feds have moved west, into the Rocky Mountains, leaving…

January 29, 2008
Peeps

I remember the good old days when I wasn’t starving to death. Remember when you could drive your car to a fast food window and get a day’s worth of calories in a single Extra Value Meal? Do you remember how a pint of that hippie ice cream–the one they made out of monkeys–went right…

January 29, 2008
The State of the Blue Zone Address

I think Brooks should deliver a State of the Blue Zone Address. Probably after the Niagara Incident. It could explain when the generators would run, food rations, curfew, and updates on the cleanup of Syracuse/surrounding area.

January 28, 2008
Choices

Left or right, up or down, soup or salad. Life is full of choices. For Tom, making the right choice was usually simple: pick the option that worked best for Tom. He never thought how his actions would affect others, only how he could benefit most. Tom always seemed to make the right choice at…

January 25, 2008
World Weary Still of Observation

The black is oppressive once Brooks cuts the power for the night. No more fans whirring gently in the background or the grind of generators with worn-out carburetors to block out the moans that might be in your head…or might not be. Everyone get so frakking quiet that it makes you sick, and all you…

January 24, 2008
Hide and Destroy

In order to get some sort of morale boost and training going on, Slater develops a game called Hide and Destroy or Zack and Seek or something like that. One battalion ( or whatever we are calling the groups of twenty squads) will pose as the invading zombies while the other hunts them down. There…

January 21, 2008
Nielsen

Today, Billy Nielsen is a name that inspires laughter in the zone, but there was a time when in the city that name, the name of the best quarterback the city had ever seen, meant Bowl games and wins. It meant first downs and touchdowns. Then the man graduated, leaving behind a legacy of a…

January 6, 2008
Santa’s Little Helper

Inside the back of a store atop a loft woke a young girl, no older than fourteen, in a jolt from what only one could assume as a nightmare. No matter…it didn’t work quite as well as she expected, out of one and into another. Covered head to toe in bundles of clothing she much…

December 22, 2007