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Let’s Do It
Squish. “Hey, Parker. Remember what you asked me about a month ago?” Thunk. “Vannawhite, Parker’s been asking you to get naked twenty times a week for the last year. What’s so special about a month ago?” Crack. “Shut up, Uptown. Parker. You remember?” Klunk. “Yeah. I remember.” Pop. “You still wanna?” Bonk. “I guess so.…
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Endangered Species
Vannawhite’s face was a death mask as she walked past Clipboard, staring straight ahead, face covered in her own blood. She didn’t slow down or even acknowledge him. He watched her go in amazement. When she was ten yards past, he called after her. “Hey V-Dub! Don’t you have anything to say? What happened? Is…