Month: January 2009

  • Steve Golden, Retriever

    “Hey, it’s Steve, isn’t it? What’s the matter, mac?” “I have the most depressing job in the Zone, Ron.” “I hear that from a lot of people who are trying to score a free burger. Go cry on somebody else’s shoulder–I cook rats for a living.” “I go out and pick up the pistols that…

  • Undeadstiny USA!

    “We’ve got to call this place something. ‘Syracuse’ just doesn’t cut it anymore.” “Hancock Internation-ghoul Airport?” “No. That’s awful.” “What about Zentral New York? Or Undeadstiny USA?” “Yeah, that’s it! Let’s name it after a mall! I want serious suggestions.” “OK, then what do you think of Zombiecuse or Zombiedoga County?” “I like Unhhhnhhhhpstate New York better.”…

  • Ron’s Grill

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  • Prison Break

    “James, they gonna be real mad at us if they catch us.” “Then make sure you keep looking for them so I can dig. I can’t dig too fast with this spoon.” Ever since he arrived, James had been looking for a way out. He tried to climb over the fence, but the barbed wire…

  • At Ron’s Grill

    It’s funny to think about them. They eat, they shit, they spread disease. They breed, they fight for their young. They start all over again with the eating, shitting, spreading disease, and breeding. Then they solve any problem that stands in the way of their eating, their shitting, their breeding, and their young, but not…

  • Death At Daybreak

    The walls seemed as if they were closing in on me. It had to be around 2 a.m. when I heard more screams of terror. Every day, every second of living with the threat of those monsters killing me, my friends, and my family makes me want to just find a way out. But I…

  • The Killing Frost

    Lisa was not pretty, but she was effective. She knew it. Sixth squad had never lost a member. They’d been together since the beginning. But today was not going well. The Z’s were coming in faster than the squad could kill them off. Their line had been split by a surge of Z’s. There was…

  • The First Day

    They came without warning, a never-ending tide of the undead. The military was unable to contain the explosion of the disease. The government packed up and headed west. They told us to evacuate the cities and wished us luck. The military was too busy trying to defeat the enemy to help with evacuations. Flights and…

  • Slater and Meaker