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Love in the Time of Solanum
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Anna and Eve
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Old Oneball
Clipboard, Slater, and Brooks sat at one side of the conference table. Court had been going quickly that night: two curfew violations, three fence violations, one robbery, four brawls, and one indecent exposure, which had been dismissed as a simple misunderstanding. They were waiting for the last five cases, who would be tried all at…
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The White Stripes
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Who Will Tell Our Stories?
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Be Strong
Richard Garfield had suffered many hardships throughout his life. Countless women he fell for sought only to use him, leaving him heartbroken. He had been the victim of corrupt employers who cheated him out of money. In time he barely had enough to live under a roof. It seemed as if poor Richard had been…
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I Hate Erin McGraw
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Ha-Ha, You’re Dead!
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Undeadstiny USA!
“We’ve got to call this place something. ‘Syracuse’ just doesn’t cut it anymore.” “Hancock Internation-ghoul Airport?” “No. That’s awful.” “What about Zentral New York? Or Undeadstiny USA?” “Yeah, that’s it! Let’s name it after a mall! I want serious suggestions.” “OK, then what do you think of Zombiecuse or Zombiedoga County?” “I like Unhhhnhhhhpstate New York better.”…
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Prison Break
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At Ron’s Grill
It’s funny to think about them. They eat, they shit, they spread disease. They breed, they fight for their young. They start all over again with the eating, shitting, spreading disease, and breeding. Then they solve any problem that stands in the way of their eating, their shitting, their breeding, and their young, but not…