“Take a look at this one! Ain’t she a beaut!” Larry whispered to himself as he lay in the cold wet grass of Burnet Park. “Crikey! I’ve never seen one so close.”
Larry dreamed of one day having his own nature show on television. In reality, he just impersonated his idol, The Crocodile Hunter.
Larry watched as the zombie began to let out a moan. “Listen to that! Crikey, that’s a loud bellow!”
Larry continued to watch the lone zombie, not knowing that others were nearby. Her moan called them into the park.
That night, they ate Larry.
6 responses to “Ain’t She A Beaut!”
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Wow it is very short, but still gives you a nice shiver good job Chris.
HAHA!
I’ve never met someone that thinks that math is interesting yet is still funny.
Sorry, you know my feelings on math.
People who don’t understand math are animals who have been trained not to fling poop at the bars of their cages.
–Me, paraphrasing Robert Heinlein
Matt, here’s some math: 7<8. Earth Day was 8 typed lines, I set out to make one that was shorter. You’re the reason for this story happening.
Frak you both, then.