I hate Erin McGraw.
I hate her and her smiley-faced ZED.
I hate her and her smiley-faced ZED and that stupid nickname she gave me.
I hate her, her ZED, my nickname, and how she acts during missions.
I hate that I didn’t see that ghoul coming up from behind.
I hate how close to my head she swung that smiley-faced crowbar.
I hate that her ZED saved my life.
I… I think I’m in love.