Tag: -flash

  • Contrast

    Meaker awoke from another dream. “Did you have the same dream?” Slater said while sitting next to him. Both had a heavy coating of mud on their uniforms, the retreat from Yonkers had gone bad resulting in the two cut off from the rest of the unit.,All of whom were now dead or dying. “No,…

  • I Hate Erin McGraw

    I hate Erin McGraw. I hate her and her smiley-faced ZED. I hate her and her smiley-faced ZED and that stupid nickname she gave me. I hate her, her ZED, my nickname, and how she acts during missions. I hate that I didn’t see that ghoul coming up from behind. I hate how close to…

  • Ha-Ha, You’re Dead!

    We ran in such a panic. It was scary.  The monsters kept growing in numbers and circling us.  There was no place to run to, and I didn’t know where to go! I closed my eyes and covered my head with my arms.  Then Amelia hit my head really hard and yelled “HA HA! YOU’RE DEAD!” I…

  • Forgotten Seasonal Shadow

    Feb. 2nd Happy Groundhogs Day! If the groundhog was smart he’d keep in his burrow. Unless he was a early riser, then in that case that poor groundhog was as good as Z-chow. Although the sun was covered by snow clouds you could see the sun beaming through. I prayed Spring would arise early. No…

  • Steve Golden, Retriever

    “Hey, it’s Steve, isn’t it? What’s the matter, mac?” “I have the most depressing job in the Zone, Ron.” “I hear that from a lot of people who are trying to score a free burger. Go cry on somebody else’s shoulder–I cook rats for a living.” “I go out and pick up the pistols that…

  • Undeadstiny USA!

    “We’ve got to call this place something. ‘Syracuse’ just doesn’t cut it anymore.” “Hancock Internation-ghoul Airport?” “No. That’s awful.” “What about Zentral New York? Or Undeadstiny USA?” “Yeah, that’s it! Let’s name it after a mall! I want serious suggestions.” “OK, then what do you think of Zombiecuse or Zombiedoga County?” “I like Unhhhnhhhhpstate New York better.”…

  • Prison Break

    “James, they gonna be real mad at us if they catch us.” “Then make sure you keep looking for them so I can dig. I can’t dig too fast with this spoon.” Ever since he arrived, James had been looking for a way out. He tried to climb over the fence, but the barbed wire…

  • At Ron’s Grill

    It’s funny to think about them. They eat, they shit, they spread disease. They breed, they fight for their young. They start all over again with the eating, shitting, spreading disease, and breeding. Then they solve any problem that stands in the way of their eating, their shitting, their breeding, and their young, but not…

  • The Lessons That They Teach

    I use to think “Christmas spirit” was a joke. To me it was nonsense, bull. Nothing more than an excuse for corporate fat cats to get that much fatter. I suppose that changed when the dead rose. You should have seen it. Christmas morning came around and it was…Well, I suppose you’d call me a…

  • Storytime?

    How about I tell you a story? There once was a man… He was just a man, not a great man, not an evil man, nor was he a good man. He was just a man, because most men are. It is hard to look at someone for who they really are. Many can see…

  • The Best Day Ever

    Dear Diary, Last week I had the best day ever! I woke up and had breakfast and Mommy bought my favorite kind of cereal. Then later me and Daddy watched Spongebob on the tv together. It was really funny until a man on the news started talking. I don’t know what he said because I was…